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Stroking the Male ...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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To stroke the male,


This cannot be done thru the mail,


Not is it like stroking a doggies tail,


But even a dog can be stroked better than a snail…


 


Oh gee, did I miss a word in the title,


Did I throw you off as to the subject matter,


Thinking were you maybe of stroking something fatter,


Guess that word I forgot would be something quite vital…


 


I should have said in advance I guess,


Just trying a differing strategy like chess,


I guess for all intents and purposes I have little if any finesse,


EGO, the word I did miss and herein do at this time obsess…


© ed ~ 1/19/06


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 Reviews of "Stroking the Male ..."
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
Ed you're hilarious, if I spelled it wrong, sorry it sounds like Hilarious Clinton, the wife of Bill(in every ladies pants)
Clinton. he te te he

Reviewed on January 19, 2006
i liked the way you threw the reader of. You are very imaginative and that is what makes every writer different.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
Rufuz told me ahead of time, you meant ego! He says it's the biggest thing you've got!;-) (past prime are you?;-)hahahaha

etw

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
This one is great Ed
I knew you didn't mean jerking the gerkin
Or beating the rabbit Lol

Peace Brother
William

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
Matters not, if you stroke, you go blind.

Reviewed on January 19, 2006
Great, loved every word,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
You on a roll Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on January 19, 2006
yuo had me from the word go


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