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Joisey, born & bred...
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...born here, lived here & likely will die here...


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Started out in joisey,

Will likely die quite noisey,

But I’m happy to be a joisey boy,

I just love to out of staters annoy…

 

Joisey drivers don’t drive in the left lane,

Pennsylvania & New Yorkers are really a pain,

Then there are the Maryland drivers,

Surprising any of them can be survivors,

DWI all of them are stricken with,

Driving Without Intelligence, that’s the truth plain…

 

They all come to the beach to drop their trash,

Never mind that a trash can is within arms reach,

Can’t of them all or any of them teach,

I try to stay away or there will be with them a painful clash…

 

The winter is the best time in good old Joisey,

Love do I the beach then,

No tourists there at that time, the cold keeping away them,

Joisey is at that time what it has always been for me, a gem

 


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 Reviews of "Joisey, born & bred..."
Reviewed on June 11, 2013
I have traveled all over, but spent my childhood years through age 19
in California... then traveled back and forth and ended up in hell LOL
Wisconsins cold :) Not bad really very safe, even a penguin wouldn't
wish to live here...

Nicely done Ed :)... sounds like a good place to be...

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on June 10, 2013
Same for me, Ed...born in Chicago, live in Chicago and more than likely I will die in Chicago...Enjoyed as always!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 10, 2013
Thanks for the great driving advice. I will be looking for those state license plates the next time I go, “Looking for America,” on the Annoying Joisey Twinepike.

Got to stay away from the beaches, they can be bitches when a hurricane teams up with a nor'easter during that wonderful season that tourists are leavin'.

Ron

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on June 10, 2013
Sounds like the majority of American 'lazies!' Everything disposable, the world is their trash can. The beautiful Comal and Guadalupe Rivers here must be regularly cleaned out by volunteers. What I don't understand is that they all seem to have plenty of money to spend on their trash, while some of us struggle to pay the rent!
L

Reviewed on June 10, 2013
I know what you mean! You'd think that Rt. 2 in Cleveland, Ohio was a dump!! I live on the outskirts but I'd like to go pick up all that trash and throw it in the respective owner's home.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on June 9, 2013
BRED ??? U WUZ BRED ?

At least U ain't no Litter Bug !

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 9, 2013
It is a good thing to love where one lives. By the way, Ed; I am continuing to exercise. Today was my 107th ride around the mountain. I am probably in the best physical shape that I have been all of my life. But love pain, I know nothing about how to heal it. I just keep going. Thanks for caring though. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 9, 2013
But of course, my friend. ;-)

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on June 9, 2013
Great adventure every time I visited Joisey! May you get it back to its place as the best of the best!

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 9, 2013
home is the jem whereever it be
budd


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