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I'll have you know that Governor Christie is NOT fat...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...rarely do I write anything political...not sure I have or have not here...


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Fat he is not,
Big bones he’s got,
He sits on his capital throne,
Eating everything in sight,
He says he has to so he can maintain his height…?

Yes, so he bears a resemblance to, in the picture, the big worm,
You can tell by his entourage he is nothing but a germ,
And unfortunately he will serve out his full term,
Similar, I’d say, to someone else in a higher office,
For both we wish their fathers did not use their sperm…

Not too long till we get to elect two new people,
Man or woman, I have no qualms,
Maybe with next one,
We can blame their mom’s…?
 

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 Reviews of "I'll have you know that Governor Christie is NOT fat..."
Reviewed by Ruan Mills
Reviewed on June 25, 2014
It would help if the voting systems were fair - Most countries have similar issues. It's all about world domination - Nothing to do with the lives of the people at all.
Rx

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 24, 2014
ahahaha.. i certainly enjoyed this. nursery rhymes that invoke.

Reviewed by Kathy Parenteau
Reviewed on June 24, 2014
The world is a different place. Values our loved ones fought for have disappeared to most. Not to me! Perfect write!

Kathy J Parenteau

Reviewed on June 24, 2014
We sure do need a BIG change!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 24, 2014
I think there's a nursery rhyme about Christie. Something about Humpty Dumpty? ;-)

Ron

He is so right, actually he's just phat and just a little obese. Kind of like being a little bit pregnant.

Reviewed on June 24, 2014
May be next time, the people of America use their heads when they vote, and not fall victims to lies and fake promises...

Sandie


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