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I Googled Me.
by John A Carlson → (All Poetry by John A Carlson)
Sunday, August 30, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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At my age I can use all the help I can get.

Do you know who I am?
'cause I don't.
I know my name and address.
But who I am and where I'm from...
I can't remember.
So I Googled me.
It seems I am quite an outstanding fellow...
and quite versitile.
It seems I played football for the Seattle Seahawks.
I can't remember.
It seems I played hockey for the Washington Caoitals.
I can't remember.
It seems I was a radio commentator for a west coast station.
I can't remember.
It seems I am an author who writes poems.
Ahah!
Now I remember.
I think I have found myself.
It must be me...
it;s on Google.


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 Reviews of "I Googled Me."
Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on August 31, 2015
Ahahaha.. This was very fun to read..

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on August 31, 2015
John,

Yes, it must be YOU. Cleverly written.

Love and blessings,
Linda

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 30, 2015
And you believe Google that you are you...? Isnt that like saying that you believe everything you read on Facebook...? You look like you in your picture, so I guess you are as much you as you can be...--e--

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on August 30, 2015
Another "memory-able" poem by a lovable poet. If you can't be famous, at least be lovable!

Connie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 30, 2015
I'm sure glad you found yourself amidst all those imposters. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on August 30, 2015
It seems Google knows more about us than we know ourselves. LOL!!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Dadfire
Reviewed on August 30, 2015
John, no wonder I couldn't find myself in the poem I wrote entitled "The Me I Am", I looked all over in the poem with no success. I forgot to Google me, Now maybe I will be able to find who I am, LOL!!!
Dan

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 30, 2015
Heh.Heh I guess we all have Googled ourselves at one time or another.


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