There lived a famous comedian called Raju Shrivastava
Ruled over the hearts of Indians with his jokes in Hindi. Ha! va re va!
Made people laugh, but his own heart had stents nine!
One day at gym, it just gave away without any sign
Name it ! He joked about anything under the sun
The ladies and gents all enjoyed, he did not spare anyone
Once asked a grim faced lady he,” Why Maam, you don’t at my jokes, smile?”
“ Did your beautician advice you so ?” “That you don’t loose your make up and shine”!
When I asked my roommate from Bombay (a non practicing Zoroastrian who knew how to read and write in five languages) what he thought of Fakirs he told me, "They're fakers."
When I asked him how to pronounce Sikh, he replied, "Sick."
And when I asked him how he knew so much about America he told me, "The Movies."
Ron