HAMMERIN’ HANK’S HAMMER STORE

Hammerin’ Hank’s Hammer Store,

Is the big sledge in Hammer Land.

They stock every kind of hammer,

With handles to fit your hand.

When it comes to hammers,

Hammerin’ Hank’s has the cred.

Their prices can’t be beat,

They hit the nail on the head.

Swing into Hammerin’ Hank’s today,

And see why they’re a driving force.

With hammers galore all through the store,

They’re your #1 hammer source.

At Hammerin’ Hank’s Hammer Store,

You can just knock about.

If you have any problems,

They’ll help you hammer them out.

The sales staff will claw hammer their way,

To be of service to you.

They’re always on the ball peen,

And their aim is true .

Their prices are hammered down daily,

And good deals are constantly struck.

At Hammerin’ Hank’s you’re guaranteed,

To get the best bang for your buck

Located on the corner of Black & Decker,

Hammerin’ Hank’s invites you to tool around.

And don’t forget,

Hammerin’ Hank’s sells hammers by the pound.

Michael D. Schafer

© August 11, 2016