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a love-hate relationship with sticky things (it's a sickness i think)
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i have this love-hate relationship with sticky things...
like, if i take the sticker off of a freshly peeled bananna,
where does it go?  on my arm my neck my forehead. 
it doesn't really matter but i must say that
on the fingertips feels quite nice indeed. 
sometimes i take off all of the "border" stickers
(you know-the stickers surrounding the stickers)
and plaster them on my face or my elbow or wherever
and there are sticky lables duct tape electrical tape
medical tape chiquita bananna stickers dole and
inspected by number 134 stickers scotch tape masking tape
(mmm...) fabric tape and glue.....glue?  elmer's glue
wood glue and that glue that comes in a stick (mine is purple)
do i need to have a point?  oh yes yes yes and candle wax
do you ever dip your fingers in several times and make layers?

excuse me i just tripped over my head...


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 Reviews of "a love-hate relationship with sticky things (it's a sickness i think)"
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Yes I'm guilty!! What a unique write. Well penned.

Reviewed on October 31, 2003
This poem was just darling!

Julie

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
Great!...heheheh...ya gotta love it. I too remember putting clue on my hands and peeling it off like a snake shedding its skin...this is a wonderful bit of nostalgia.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 31, 2003
LOl i used to feel that way when i was a kid!
lol ty for the memory


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