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I hate women drivers!
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I hate women drivers! Why, can they not park? Near the kerb? Not anywhere With no regards! I hate women drivers! Especially in the dark They put on their blinkers Because, they can not see. The problem, is neither can we! I hate women drivers! How they love to drive fast Only for school runs Then they cruise all day long I hate women drivers! Do they believe? That the traffic lights are stops To make phone calls For their daily needs I hate women drivers! Can they see there are lines in the road? They signify lanes You should only drive in one Not in all 3! I hate women drivers! They stop at zebra crossings Because they feel this is the time To speak to their friends and catch up What feels like an hour long! I hate women drivers Oh, I wish men Will stop shouting THIS AT ME!

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