I knew this little girl named Katie
who thought she was quite a young lady
she had pretty red hair
a completion so fair
and a face that looked just like a baby.
She had a sister named Emily Rose
with dirty blonde hair and a freckly nose
they lived just like pigs
couple of sloppy little kids
that never picked up their clothes.
Their room was always a mess
but they lived in squalor and couldn't care less
they had stinky bad breath
that would gag you to death
when they brushed last was anyone's guess.
Then one starry summer night
Katie woke up to a horrible fright
and Emily Rose
was picking her nose
while scratching a bunch of flea bites.
In the middle of the carpet beneath a pile of trash
something started moving and lights began to flash
and Katie was crying
cause the thing started flying
then suddenly came down with a crash.
Emily turned the lights back on
what was this strange phenomenon
they worked really fast
cleaning up all the trash
but the flying creature was gone.
So let this be a lesson to you sloppy little ones
who never clean your room cause you're
to busy having fun
what's hiding underneath the mess
could wake you up and scare you to death!
Written By Kathy J Parenteau
Copyright © 2000
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