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Things Gramma Didn't Say
by Darryl L Ehlers → (All Poetry by Darryl L Ehlers)
Sunday, February 5, 2017    Not rated by the Author.
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I always wondered the way people dressed
and the ornaments to cover themselves up

 

 
 
 
                                Things Gamma Didn't Say
 
             
                  Clothes that women wear   you stare
                  seems like   they like   a lot of   fresh air
                   But some like   a nice fur coat
                  Their legs are bare   as if their body floats
 
                   You wonder if they wear a bra
                    or under pants   beneath the draw
                    Is their hair   attached to their head
                    Is Botox really   good in bed
 
                   As this story seems to wander
                   does their cleavage   makes a mans heart thunder
                    Again a man   seems to stare
                    As if they were   being   very cavalier
 
                    Just how about men   on the other side
                     Always looking to take   on a bride
                     His clothes buttoned   to the chin
                      Always hard   wiping away his grim
 
                     Always dressed fully clothed
                     a gentle walk and a big red rose
                     As the pedals   seem to fall
                     Who is the fairest   of them all
 
                      I'll take the woman with all the perks
                      Then there are men   who acts like jerks
 
                         Darryl Ehlers
                         2366 Halverstick Rd.
                         Lynden WA 98264
                        

 

                    

 

 


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