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Will You Take This Man
by Darryl L Ehlers → (All Poetry by Darryl L Ehlers)
Wednesday, February 8, 2017    Not rated by the Author.
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There takes all types of people to make the world go round Even in love

 

 

 
 
                               Will You Take This Man
 
                   She continually lights   forest fires with rumors
                   drafts others   to extinguish the flames
                   Kind words fall dead   in a Styrofoam head
                   wind chime's her earrings  air from her brain
 
                   She's not half bad at loving
                   her house as clean as filets mignon
                   She's at her best in a party dress
                   with a battalion of soldiers at the pentagon
 
                   In time   she'll be mine forever
                   when she finally sees   my hidden charm
                   I'm  the lone rooster   in the pasture
                   dreaming of walking   arm and arm
 
                   ( P.S.  Some call it a straight jacket )
 
                   
 
 
                   Darryl Ehlers                 
                  2366 Halverstick Rd.
                    Lynden WA 98264

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