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The Doctor Said

I woke up this morning a' holdin my head
had this aching in the back o' my head
I went to the doctor and the doctor said
I think this aching's all in your head

I said doctor, I heard what you said
but I know there's aching in the back o' my head
the doctor said son, I heard what you said
got to get this aching right out o' your head

I said doctor, I know what you said
can you fix this aching in the back o' my head
you gotta do something, I feel pretty bad
got to get this aching right out o' my head

The Doctor said,
Get out the whiskey, get out the gin
add a little sugar, put it on his head
the nurse got busy, did what he said
she put that  whiskey right on my head

the doctor walked out, a' rubbin his head
then the doctor came back and then he said
I got this aching in the back o' my head
I said to the doctor, it's all in your head

then the doctor sat down, a' holdin his head
the nurse said doctor, you look pretty bad
the doctor said nurse, I feel really bad
can you get this aching right out o' my head

The Nurse said,
Get out the whiskey, get out the gin
add a little sugar , put it on his head
the nurse got busy, she did what she said
she put that whiskey on the doctor's head

now the nurse sat down, a' holdin her head
said she had this aching in the back o' her head
then me and the doctor, we both said
we think this aching's all in your head

We Said,
Get out the whiskey, get out the gin
add a little sugar, put it on her head
then he drank the whiskey, I drank the gin
and we got that aching right out of our head.