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The reason I'm so crotchety Desiccated and splotchy Is that my plants Are mean to me. I feel their judgment - Their resentment continually. They gossip among themselves About me on their shelves. Studies have shown That humans are sensitive To the attitude of their plants Toward them. Mine are planning voodoo mayhem. Until then Each day as they thrive I become less alive. And I'm highly suspicious They'll be placed on my grave.

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Reviewed by Addie Williams Katie Fairchild

Reviewed on April 9, 2004

I forgot to include the date, which is 4/21/1982. Katie

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