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Lady And The Tramp
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This is my attempt at Dorothy Parker, but the plain truth is I am so much more Walt Disney!




LADY AND THE TRAMP



I gave him Dolce & Gabbana
when he really wanted dope


I gave him Estee Lauder massage oils
when he really wanted soap


I gave him sophisticated Lady Di
when he wanted Gothic Vamp


I gave him what he couldn't use
for my love is just a Tramp





... just one of those early-morning ideas that come as you gaze aimlessly along the bathroom shelves whilst brushing your teeth!! Mwah! Kate xx



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 Reviews of "Lady And The Tramp"
Reviewed by ~Indigo~ Elga
Reviewed on August 11, 2004
Dear Kate,

This one is so neat, enjoyed tremendously.

thanks for sharing

Warm hugs
Elga

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Hey, whenever those ideas hit you out of the blue, you gotta write them down as soon as possible. You never know what may come of them. After all, look at all the responses so far. I think this is a wonderful little ditty.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Very creative!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
You have a great grasp of the core meaning of things Kate!
wonderful sophisticated humor! ;-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Jumpin' Jiminy... you're a scream! Kate, oh, Kate... there is a kinship here, I can feel it.. when you described this coming to you, I grinned. Sure, sure... it's your name on this delightful piece, but I'm holdin' out on you being a mind reader. I'll go you one better, in fact, sometimes they pop in my head whilst lounging on "the throne"... Sigh. Feed me some more... you're crazy! I love that! hehe.. katy xox.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
I enjoyed this. Parker is a favorite of mine. I think you did her justice.

Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Wonderfu. Short but very sweet.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
i like this alot

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
I love gazes in the bathroom early morning muses they can lead TO INTERESTING POETRY. THOUGHTS AND EXPRESSIONS DEAR KATE!!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
you know a poem is good when after you read it, it leaves a bright taste in your mouth ;)

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Love your humor!

Carmen :-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
And I thought you left your teeth to soak over night.

Weird most my poems come as I wake up, maybe that's why there weird.

Nice one kleen Kate..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Early morning ideas are often fabulous - as is this poem!

Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Great little poem. You'll never know what when and where the inspiration strikes.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
I love it Kate,a gorgeous little poem!
Best wishes
from
kay

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on August 9, 2004
Kate....wow wow wow....I am so happy after reading this my great friend and the sister angel of the child(thats what the kids call u here)...you never let your readers down with your creativity...and this one is yet another beautiful write from you...cheers....loads of love, respect and prayers all the way from Nepal to you....BHUWAN


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