too funny... the things we go through to be green...
Cryssa
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2005
"More tomfoolery, I'm afraid..."
Never fear fooling tom... but I prefer my other name... katy. Ahem. (grin) If you apologize for being hilarious, I will be forced to shower you with limericks and/or guffaws, for your cheeky mind.
now then...
"Now I taste like a carnivore" (et al)... Ok, kamakaze kate! I will hold you responsible for the krack on my skull, acquired as I hit the floor, giggling madly. I write humor. You write hilarity and you do it with such abandon, such imagination, such royal ripping that I MUST add this to my kollection. Within my library are various musings; then there's that shelf occupied with only you.
"Gorgeous George" INDEED! Whew... my snickering is subsiding... think I'll read this just one more time, though I'll wear a helmet this time! ha! I love this one... krash-helmet katy xox
"The Rose is inclined to Rebel"
I love that line. lol You know
we do need some relief from
these burdens that I feel so
helpless to do anything about,
All I know is to just move forward
and to continue doing what I do.
Is that wrong? Go figure... ;)
Great piece Kate!
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on September 3, 2005
Kate, this is a lip-smacking, deliciously delightful, well-crafted composition, dear lady of the Den. Your unique talent shines even when you’re creating humor blended with subtle well-balanced hints. Thanks for sharing your work. Take good care and be well.
this lippy poem made me smile; glad i don't need lipstick but only lip balm for dry lips. Stick with cruel Beauty and you'll come up smelling of roses, kate!
Well with such sweet lips as yours it would be easier to go natural with perhaps just a fresh strawberry for flavour. Cute write and it's good to be home and reading you again.
POps
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2005
Beauty without cruelty..Hmmm does it work?
Such subtle humour..
Yuk to the chicken fat...I hate the lipsticks that taste nasty, waxy or rancid. Ahh, but for beauty we shall endure. This is so funny, Kate. You bring the reality of it all right to the surface.
Take care,
Sherry
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Cryssa
Never fear fooling tom... but I prefer my other name... katy. Ahem. (grin) If you apologize for being hilarious, I will be forced to shower you with limericks and/or guffaws, for your cheeky mind.
now then...
"Now I taste like a carnivore" (et al)... Ok, kamakaze kate! I will hold you responsible for the krack on my skull, acquired as I hit the floor, giggling madly. I write humor. You write hilarity and you do it with such abandon, such imagination, such royal ripping that I MUST add this to my kollection. Within my library are various musings; then there's that shelf occupied with only you.
"Gorgeous George" INDEED! Whew... my snickering is subsiding... think I'll read this just one more time, though I'll wear a helmet this time! ha! I love this one... krash-helmet katy xox
LOLOLOL--yummy!! :) A much needed break from the madness...thank you for the smiles.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
I love that line. lol You know
we do need some relief from
these burdens that I feel so
helpless to do anything about,
All I know is to just move forward
and to continue doing what I do.
Is that wrong? Go figure... ;)
Great piece Kate!
Love Tinka (wink)
This is delightful and full of whimsy!
Eileen
I like how you did this, its deeper meanings masked
with humour. Your level of creativity is always expanding!
Kate,
yeah ,...this is very amusing indeed.
I know a little bit more about lipstick than i did before.]
no seriously a beautiful write!
peace',
Rich Criso Suarez
POps
Such subtle humour..
Take care,
Sherry