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Quite Frankly...
by Kate Burnside → (All Poetry by Kate Burnside)
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I was lucky enough to attend a Prose Poetry course with your very own Louis Jenkins last week. I tried to write here after his own, humorous style but the interesting thing was that, when he came to read this out loud, he kept tripping over the length of sentences which are characteristically Kate-like!! THAT was quite an eye-opener for me. It is VERY revealing to have others read your own poetry aloud. Give it a try! :)) Love, Kate xx


QUITE FRANKLY...


I really don’t understand poets’ preoccupation with doors – Charles Tomlinson, or walls – Russell Edson. Windows seem pretty high up on the list also, whether stained or see-through. And ceilings seem to feature heavily in the lines of those engaged in an active sex-life. Floors, too, for that matter. On second thoughts, perhaps ceilings are a major focus especially of those whose love lives appear particularly empty: long nights spent with eyes wide open, staring up at the blank face of nothingness – except for that patch from when the bathroom above flooded when Wallace came to stay last spring. He’d spent fifteen minutes in the shower standing with his foot over the plughole.

Windows, walls, ceilings and floors: why worry about how big they are, how well they fit or where they’re leading? If it all feels like home, then well and good; if they enhance feelings of personal well-being, security and satisfaction, so be it. If together they constitute something positive that only you and one other person can share, then that’s very nice. Just shut that door, close the curtains and come over here. Blot out reminders of Wallace again.
 

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Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on November 20, 2007
for me that is the beauty of this artistry...you can be disciplined, orderly, and ruley...or not! *laughs*

never second guess your style poetess Kate...your words few or many are significant

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
the only ceilings i have an affiity for are mirrored and cracked ones ;)

nicely organized and uniquely conceived ...

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Interesting contrast between casual, colloquial style of some parts with deeper analysis; between concrete elements and their symbolic content.

Windows, walls, ceilings and floors... I find them to be so inspiring.
And I love the very visual description of the guy in the shower with his feet on the plughole. Boxes, containers of out lives and flood, all that cannot be contained.

I really appreciate this piece.

AXILEA

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Gotta luv those speed bumps, Amor! THAT made me laugh outloud! Yep, reckon my yappin on IS a bit like that... can just imagine folks teeth-chattering as they suffer it! :)) xx

Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on November 17, 2007
Actually, Kate I felt comfortable reading these lines although you have placed some polysyllabic words in there which made me feel like driving over several speed-bumps unexpectedly. Now that makes it a nice surprise and also interesting for me. Then again, some have commented on my constantly writing in long run-on sentences which I thoroughly love doing in my poetry. So enjoyable to read you.

Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on November 16, 2007
I ahven't been exposed to ths artform before so you've opened my mind a little. Intersting way you have of focusing the mind on the essence underlying the words.
Most interesting and subtle...

Blesssings,
Keith

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 16, 2007
LOL, I can hear Joyce Grenvil saying this in a monologue, at a rapid pace.....

Brillo babes....

Reviewed on November 16, 2007
"... poets' preoccupation with doors... or walls... or windows... or floors... or even ceilings..." ... hummm... and isn't this the truth, indeed! Could it be, my dearest Kate, that poets "incarnate", more than absolutely any other "species", Freud's theory that "the house is the person"? LOL! You know what? You are amazing, which I'm pretty sure I haven't told you half as many times as I've pondered upon it - and your unique knack to take an apparently "mundane" subject, like Wallace standing with his foot over the plughole, and bringing forth the subtle philosophical essence and the hidden poetry in it... (pause for a breath in a champion long-winded sentence... wheeeeewwwwww!!!)... is the ultimate proof of this! Love you, brilliant Lady!
Alexandra* (running off to seek some oxygen... before she starts reading her own scribblings... or hyperventilations... aloud! LOL!... **gasp**)

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on November 15, 2007
Another excellent write. You opened my eyes with the thought of having someone else read your poetry out loud to you. Thanks. LIz

Reviewed by William Cryer (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Good God, you're right, Kate. All along I had this naive perception that generally poets tend to mull over death, memory, and desire (although I suppose that's the grand themes for all writing), but privately it's perhaps mostly sex...er, I mean..love, that haunts the poet in his trances, but he throws in a little wine to add nuance.

I am totally envious of your mfa experiences. Currently I've been scrambling to get all my materials ready to apply for some mfa programs here in the US. It's nerve-racking, and I keep telling myself it's all a complete farce--but that's what I'll say if I don't get into a program! lol

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Sophisticated stuff Kate! Jack Kerouac, loved prose...you excel at all writing!



ET

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Quite frankly, Kate,
I'll take the bait,
Walk 'cross the floor
And close the door.

LOL :)
Joseph

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Interesting Kate.
Windows, walls, ceilings and floors:
Are all one has if one is in Jail.....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
This is a nice expression of that obsession where we find the poetic nature of not quite understanding the displays of other's poems and works...then how could we possibly seee through all those windows and opening of doors....even the repetitive reflections such as the overflowing of rivers of waters from ceilings and showers....you make even the simplicity of thinking an enormous reflection of ourselves...

a nice work Kate...

enjoyed...

Art Sun...

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Kate,

Quite Frankly, I agree with you. One's obsession with windows, ceilings, floors and doors should not have much impact unless one is involved in interior decorating.

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on November 14, 2007
Pink elephants of choice...love & drain-guards ~ Ted

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
i enjoyed this-cool advice to have another read your work-

Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Kate,

As if your poetry (prose or otherwise) needs any help! My God, girl, you're incredible as is. If I could write like you...beautifully penned.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Excellent offering, Kate; always good to read you! Very well penned as always!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
Well it certainly is different from your regular style Sweet Kate but I love the way the long lines continue to flow into each other even after the period ends one and the capitol letter starts another. It feels like you are talking in a narrative of just whatever comes to your mind and yet when the last line is read it all seems to come together sort of tongue in cheekish. I enjoyed my dear friend.
hugs
Fee
PS Loved your new profile picture.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2007
"He’d spent fifteen minutes in the shower standing with his foot over the plughole." Yuk. Yuk.

"Blot out reminders of Wallace again." Ain't that how it is?

Kate, thank you for the email today, I'll address it tomorrow, I am beat, been fighting Chapter 27 today . . .


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