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Light Limericks
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Sunday, April 19, 2026    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Time for some silliness

There was a woman from L.A.
Who joined triple A
She never went far
Nor had a car
But hoped she would some day

There was a man from San Diego
Who suffered from lumbago
When the weather got cold
"Use heat" he was told
With a poultice of boiled sago

There was a man from Miami
Got tired of eating salami
He asked his friend a Jew
To recommend something new
Who said, 'Nosh on pastrami"


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 20, 2026
I'm glad she didn't join AA. She might have tippled too far.

That San Diego man should have got a hood. With a hood he could have become a hood in the neighbor-hood.

I would've told him, pepperoni. But that wouldn't be kosher.

Some fun lyrics you have conjured up… Enjoyed.

Ron


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