An optimist, a pessimist is he.
Niles the Naricissist is what everyone should be.
He is personified perfection at his best.
Perpetual motion all day, all night, no time to rest.
He dresses up for the ladies fair
As he finely tunes his golden hair.
He zooms to his maidens in his golden sports car
Hoping for certain his divener charm will take him far.
With the grace of a dove and the ferocity of a tiger;
Loving expressions gestured with a swagger.
But alas, all things become clearer,
As nifty Niles moves away from the mirror.