Hoe, hoe, hoe! I do love how you always make Santa feel at home in your special Christmas eve outfits and your special way of warming poor old Saint Nicks yonder regions up. Santa did lose a few pounds, I had to since you“accidently” left a pair of your undies and a bra in the back seat of my sled wearing them myself now…little tight but they are stretching.
Santa has also stopped in at the local North Pole “Naughy But Nice Adult Gift Shop” and stocked up on all kinds of nice presents for you to open Christmas Eve and all the batteries to last for a year. I do think though we should test them all out before I leave your house Christmas morning. Santa also stocked up on a years supply of Viagra but figure if I only get to cum once a year I will take it all before I arrive at your place little La Belle…do you like pole dancing much? Thinks are pretty much the same up here in the North, still married but no sex life I guess that’s what I get for marrying a girl from the great white north…frigid bitch.
Now before I go just want to tell you there are a few rumors about me and some hooker girl at one of the malls having illicit sex but that is just not so…I was only trying to help her sit up on my knee and certain things came up…you know how it is. Anyway Santa is signing off for now but looking forward to your house and some hot buns. Merry Christmas my naughty little nice girl…
Hugs
Santa Fee
PS As for the pictures you have could you send old Santa some 8 by 12 enlargements, and oh yes I am sad to say unfortunately poor Rudolph met with an untimely hunting accident shortly after our return to the Pole but we had a lovely service for him followed by a great venison steak barbeque.
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Love that ongoing spirit you are filled with Sweetie!
Ho Ho and LaBelle wanting more, more, more!
I'll wait my turn, Love and Hugs, Warrior Lady Sweet Sheooxoo
Well, I Declare! Santa, you know that you aint post to mess with sisters! You told me that I was the only one that rode yore big ole sleigh! Ifen you keep messin with Sissy LaBelle, you will have Cold Comfort awaitin fur you! SC
Lol Santa should be careful with that
Year supply of of Viagra
then there will be no pole dancing
Because Santa will be in the emergency
And how could you kill Rudolph?
Hes who is going to guide you?
Ha ha ha I love this Dear La Belle Santa Is Coming Soon?
I'm glad Belle is going to get everything she wish for Christmas
Love Peace and Hugssss....Morning Star
NOOO!!!!! Release him this instant!!! He's innocent, I tell you!!! It was some imposter, some lookalike!!!
.... Sorry, just can't bear the thought of dear old Santa all banged-up for the night... well, not behind the bars inferred from the picture, at any rate... Behind bars with La Belle??? Ah, now that's a different story altogether... Make hers a hot one... and on the rocks! Santa's old butt must be used to all the rough pokes by now...
Okay!! I was looking for thst familiar red nose up in the sky and now Santa will need to be guided by a flashlight. Old Santa will need all the help he can get to get down that chimney. No telling what fun things Mz. Belle has in store for the fat one.
love,Susan
Santa Fee,, I think you best make your stop with,,well lets say your nice sociable visit with Belle to be your "Last Stop",, or there might be some unhappy kids,, I have a feeling,, those batteries might last a while,,, ho ho ho ,, and a Merry Chistmas to you !
Is that what happened to Rudolph after his little encounter with Dancer's little sister 'Twister'?
LOL, I just hope those batteries are re-chargable... gotta think about the environment, ya know ;-)
R~
No stop!! Don't take all the Viagra!! or you'll wind up in the ER with one of those erections they promise us on tv that last more than four hours. I asked a Nurse friend of mine what they did for those and you really don't want to know.
Well Dear old Santa has a heart for sure and wants to keep all those naughty as well as nice gals happy as he once again comes this year and by the sounds of it he is going to make the trip worthwhile. Loved it Felix as I am sure LaBelle did .
Dear Dear Santa, So glad you enjoyed the lingerie. I can hardly wait for you to come, but in light of the hooker rumor please bring your health certificate! My condolences on the loss of Rudie, did you freeze some of that venison bbq for me? Fee you are a trip and I bet you have made Santa's Naughty Nice list too.
You killed Rudolph? NOW who's gonna guide your sleigh tonight?? Barbequed him? LOL Oh, that's sad, but so funny. Enough batteries to last a year...LOL You bad boy. She'll be seeing Northern Lights all year 'round!! This is hysterical, (((Fee))), well done.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *still smiling and LOL*
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Ho Ho and LaBelle wanting more, more, more!
I'll wait my turn, Love and Hugs, Warrior Lady Sweet Sheooxoo
STay Positive!
Year supply of of Viagra
then there will be no pole dancing
Because Santa will be in the emergency
And how could you kill Rudolph?
Hes who is going to guide you?
Ha ha ha I love this Dear La Belle Santa Is Coming Soon?
I'm glad Belle is going to get everything she wish for Christmas
Love Peace and Hugssss....Morning Star
.... Sorry, just can't bear the thought of dear old Santa all banged-up for the night... well, not behind the bars inferred from the picture, at any rate... Behind bars with La Belle??? Ah, now that's a different story altogether... Make hers a hot one... and on the rocks! Santa's old butt must be used to all the rough pokes by now...
Georg
However, the benefits sound pretty good. I love venison, so would you send me a couple of great steaks?
God bless you. Kathy
Love,
annie
awesomely funny. Happy Holidays, Fee!
love,Susan
Your quite the Christmas Card. (lol) Happy Holidays to You and Yours and Blessings Always, paul.
Love Tinka
Carole~
LOL, I just hope those batteries are re-chargable... gotta think about the environment, ya know ;-)
R~
Walt
You killed Rudolph? NOW who's gonna guide your sleigh tonight?? Barbequed him? LOL Oh, that's sad, but so funny. Enough batteries to last a year...LOL You bad boy. She'll be seeing Northern Lights all year 'round!! This is hysterical, (((Fee))), well done.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *still smiling and LOL*