Invitation, Open If You Dare….

By: Freaky Fee

I was told by a ghost, that I should host the scariest night of the year

I felt such a chilly thrill as I cast my spell to bring in ghouls one and all

I’ve saved all my eye of newt, tongue and root, and borrowed Amber's banshee’s cry

Some snakes that slither, bats that twitter and creepy things that crawl

Spider web doors, rotten apple cores and a few real nasty chores

The Black Widows dread, the hot walking dead La Belle and SC herald in gloom

They wear basic black and right on track wink at Becca the headless Horsema'am

Michelle my sweet gothic witch, that alluring young bitch may sweep in on her broom

Also the brothers Ed creepy thoughts in head, will arrive with body bags

With a special guest from another quest, the Doctor Bonnie Livingdead

They asked today at noon like a foul cartoon to forward her headless body on

No worry Georg swallow your gorge, she’ll be in my “meat” freezer shed

I hear Rose the good witch, just for a switch, on this night she will turn bad

She’s talking well about a spell, to make all cute little virgins beastly smell

Kathy will wring her tail and without fail, the little nymph will give a devil’s sigh

At the mysterious Jude who’s in the mood, to sip blood like pumping dry a well

There’ll be guts and gore and I’ll say for sure, things that go bump in the night

Some necking and what the hecking if Ms Werewolf Vicki’s in the mood

Let’s not forget she’ll be there I bet the little devil vixen know as Hotty Dee

There’s Frankenstein’s son the only one, Master Regis chatting Tab crude and lewd

The twins K & K, I heard them say, will be duplicate Lizzie Borden twins

Soaring high, way up in the sky Ted will become Flying Wolfman in cape of red

And the Mystic Shee, just for me, will bring a batch of her potent frog leg wine

The magic kind that’s hard to find, that brings tortured images to your head

My house band will play and if I must say, Karen will sing funeral dirges until dawn

So much noise and lots of spooky toys, until the screams become a resounding clatter

No matter what you do, join our chosen few; to make this the worst event of the year

Start planning now, ‘because unholy cow, you’re invited to where the AD folks all gather…