Busted by the Canuck Posse

By: Sherriff Fee

The Canuck Posse finally found them Eds

Sleeping in some Colorado flophouse beds

Their brain cells almost totally warped

…from drinking too much piss warm Coors

Now Guns and Roses Rose first walked in

Stuck up her perty little nose at such a sin

The smell within I'll admit was pretty gross

…when we just broke down the locked doors

Now the Jazz Man said Fee it’s pretty bad

We’ve found the boys ybut its kind of sad

Just three old Yankee farts in long Johns

…all sharing smelly bean toots over snores

Then it was finally Sherriff Fee who spoke

Lit up a roach and shared with Ed a toke

Said it's been a blast but since you asked

...I gots for you boys a little special delivery

It’s a just a little lovin' Valentine’s treasure

A gift from Pee Wee’s Northern pleasure

wanted you to have this cute little picture

...of your new sons who are now your legacy

Fee laughed and passed it to him with a grin

Rose and Jasmin couldn’t help join in

As the bad boys Ed seemed embarrassed

…but Edvard said Pee Wee it's just what you deserved

So me and my Canuck Possee say good day fellas

Don’t bother getting up from your smelly pillas

We'll be on our way but before we go I must say

...just consider yourselves all legally served...