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My UnWanted Birthday
by Mary Grace Patterson → (All Poetry by Mary Grace Patterson)
Tuesday, July 28, 2015    Rated "G" by the Author.
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This poem is an attempt at a wee bit of Irish humor.
I was about four when this picture was taken.


Poem Artwork

I turned 75 last week,
and getting to that age
has been quite A feat!

I've walked through days
of misery and pain.
Loved and laughed in life's
sweet refrains.

Now my hair is as white as snow.
My steps are slow every where I go.
I'm hard of hearing at selective times
and have trouble counting a bunch of dimes.

Where did all those golden years go?
I have not found one person who really knows.

It's really hard to be this age ,
and I don't like it one darn itsy bit.

Onward I go in my quest to attain, writer's stardom
and a small amount of poetic fame!

      

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 Reviews of "My UnWanted Birthday"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 22, 2015
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT, GIRL! WELL, SINCE THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT GOD AND THE LENGTH OF YEARS HE'S PLANNED FOR YOU(SMILE), I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO...IS CONTINUE BLESSING US WITH THE GIFT HE'S PLACED INSIDE OF YOU. THANK YOU, DEAR AND MAY THE GOOD LORD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU, ALWAYS. BY THE WAY, I LOVED THE PHOTOGRAPH! LOVE AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on July 30, 2015
It is God's blessing that's keeping you!
He loves you and He wants you continue writing poem,
even such as this one!
Thanks for sharing, MaryGrace!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 29, 2015
You are doing quite well it seems to me. Writing about it sure helps. And, if you're lucky, you'll hit a chord like some other great writers, and strike it famous and any age.

Just keep writing as though it was the last day of your life.

Ron

Reviewed by ChrisTopher Stone
Reviewed on July 28, 2015
Happy Birthday!
I think that alchemy is the root of our Golden Years aches, pains wrinkles and hair color. Someone tried to change lead into gold...failed...and painted gold!
Count dimes? I can't even see them! :)

Thanks,
Chris

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on July 28, 2015
Ahahaha.. I thoroughly enjoyed your poem.. Not because i see myself at same age, but because i see everyone at that stage.. Busy with their lives either living em or just going through the motions.. Everyone's gonna ask, hey where'd the time go?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on July 28, 2015
Eh . . . I got you by a year . . . Never ever thought I would live to be seventy-damn-six!

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on July 28, 2015
~MaryGrace~
A bit of Irish lassy. Sweet poem.
Happiest of Birthdays to you. xx

Lady Mary Ann


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