Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Ed
Poor poet here barely got his poems read
An’then one day while in a silly mood
Came up with a character funny and lewd
Gumby that is! Green Clay! A Toy

Well first thing you know comments do appear
AD folk said, got some funny stuff here
Writing Childrens books y’oughta be
So he took up his pen and wrote cleverly
Syllables that is! Rhymin verse! Poetry!

Old Ed bought a puter all shinny and new
Next door neighbor knew exactly what to do
Windows was rejected and got a fatal fault
Cause ol Ed’s computer was subject to assault
Virus that is! Deadly worm! Hard drive wiped!

Well now its time to say goodbye to Ed’s puter again
An' he would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to his insanity
T'have a heapin' helpin' of his creativity
Poetry, that is! Can’ta spell, but what the hell
Y'all come back, here!