In my chamber of solitude
I had the weirdest interlude
Maybe it was the comic book I was reading
or because of the love I was needing

I was laying in my prison bed
Thinking of Goo while I read
My eyes getting tired, I began to doze
When I detected perfume pass my nose

I felt something touch my little feet
It was warm and moist and oh so sweet
The sensation went up my leg to my derrière
But when I looked nothing was there

Now I felt hand so soft touching, caressing
While a mouth was kissing, licking
And on my little Gumby chest
I felt something I liked the best

Soft mounds of flesh moving, pressing
nipples were growing, hardening, teasing
I felt them move to my face, taunting me
I opened my mouth and sucked what I couldn’t see
As my hands massaged what couldn’t be

Her hands continued to explore
Oh God this is getting hardcore
I always thought I was anatomically incorrect
Before I felt my clay grow hard and erect

I felt her mouth encircle my hardened clay
As her tongue twirled and continued to play
I grabbed at what I thought might be hips
And brought her center to my waiting lips

We stayed like this for quite a while
If only I had fingers I’d really make her smile.
My need was growing I think she knew
She changed positions before I blew

I felt her warmth slowly envelop me
Sending me to the point of ecstasy
I watched as part of me would appear and disappear
I felt it in the deepest part of my Gumby spear

I searched for breasts along an invisible trail
I felt her body like a blind man reading Braille
As I reached them, she began to wail
I then lowered hands to seek out her tail

Faster and faster she started to grind
my own hips thrusting in kind
Just when I thought this was all a dream
I heard her moan then scream

I felt like my clay had turned to stone
my moment came, along with her own
it was then her shape came into View
it was the Invisible Woman to be true

She whispered softly in my ear
Thank you honey you’ve been a dear
The Fantastic Four is coming soon
To get you out of this stinking room.