She quietly went into the shower last night

Then suddenly, the sink in the kitchen started making some very strange sounds

It sounded so terrible that our cat screeched and took flight

So I went into the bathroom to check and heard the toilet making sounds that were just not right

It spat out a gurgle and burped and moaned like a cow

I wondered if I could fix it, but did not know how!

Then I poured this mysterious slimy stuff slowly down the drain

It was quiet for a while, but a few hours later the strange sounds came back to haunt us

Again, again and again...

Help!

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