Mia:
OK
I am pussy, hear me roar
Who’s that knocking at the door?
It’s Mike Bishop from around the way
Trying to say…
That I am a pussy,
But it makes me smile
Knowing all the while
That he is a bigger pussy than I
Man, I am sly.
And cold and sad and black and empty and cold and sad and black and empty and cold and sad and black and empty....

Mike:
So the problem is finding the right thing to say
But if I just keep writing, I can respond the Mia way
While you try so surreptitiously
To act so sly, as you pretend to be
I must tell you that the truth from here
Seems so very clear…
You have unfortunately been mislead
And let corrupt thoughts settle in your head
In your head, I am a bigger pussy than you
But the facts have obviously been misconstrue d
Reconsider the facts and the truth you will see
The bigger pussy, you will always be.

Mia: Wow! That was really good, dude. It was MUCH better than mine.
Mike: Yeah, but it took MUCH longer to write.
Mia: I know. You pussy.
Mike: F***.