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Author Rities
by Marguerite T Lemoine → (All Poetry by Marguerite T Lemoine)
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If you have arthrites, or have had it, you will sypathtize with me


AUTHOR   RITIES

Author Rities please go on home

With you around I'm surly doomed

You stay with me and you're not wanted

I nearly feel like I am haunted

I feel the pain in every joint

I do believe that's what you want

I need to get back to my work

Now let me be you great big jerk

Go on back where you belong

And don't you be so very long

Never come back any more

I close the door on you for sure 
 


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 Reviews of "Author Rities"
Reviewed by Safi Abdi
Reviewed on May 17, 2006
My mother suffers from chronic arthrites and I do know how truly painful it can get. thanks for sharing!
Safi

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 13, 2006
I wish for you to be well. Love, peace, and healing to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
A humourous look at a serious subject and yes I do know what you are talking about for sure.

Felix

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
I am sure it must be a very painful thing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by N/A none (Reader)
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
Amen Sister! I see the little flower blooming, pervading the universe with the wonderful scent of perfect health, now and forever.

Reviewed by Marguerite Lemoine
Reviewed on May 9, 2006
This, for sure, is a very painful thing. It is to be avoided at all cost. when it plaques you each and every day you wish you could run away or it will be blown away from you. It is eats at the very soul. No 'lil flower needs that. Marguerite


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