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Back Scrather
by Marguerite T Lemoine → (All Poetry by Marguerite T Lemoine)
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This is more truth than poetry, I assure you.

 


Back Scratcher


What would I do
without my faithful
Back Scratcher


I live here alone
on a regular basis
my back itches


The feeling, you know
is something of
Woe


So I grab
my ole faithful
and give it a go


;Now back to bed
it's the itch
in my head


I get my ole pen
and start to write
of the hole in my head


'lil flower
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 Reviews of "Back Scrather"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 1, 2008
I keep mine in the car, a necessity on long trips...ed
Reviewed by Selene Skye
Reviewed on March 1, 2008
What a yummy gigle fest you've given me!
Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on March 1, 2008
I used to have a back scratcher, too. I don't know whatever happened to it, so now.... I just use the nearest corner of the house. Cute write, Marguerite.

Thanks,
Jill
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 1, 2008
Loved this laugher of a poem. When the itch comes it needs to be attended to.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on March 1, 2008
Adorable - my back scratcher is a very dear friend - close at hand at all times - when my twin won't scratch my back, know it will. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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