The illustration are by courtesy of Jersey Ed, Chicago Ed or both, being the oldest Ed I don't give a damn!
Be quiete children!!!!!

Hey look at that brother’s armada!
coming from the east Ed and Rufuz
sailing on their one mast Jersey Devil,
I smelled my little brother long before
one of my good eyes him could see,
so much water around and not a bath
not even seagull go near his armpits,
and he shave possible no more because
his aftershave from Jersey really stinks.

Coming from the west and heading to
my little island is the ark of Pee Wee,
transporting every creature he ever found,
being careful of taking two of each,
stray dogs, homeless cats, rattlesnakes,
a three legs elephant and even odd birds,
my brother Ed the Second, modern Noah
trying to save everybody with his ship.

Coming from the north the Enchantress
commanded by yours truly, no dubiety,
to plant my flag on that little island there
so Rufuz, Ancient Book Master Keeper
could notate that for the grace of my sword
that little island only belongs to me,
even if kicking my brothers asses
is what all is needed for get the island deed.





PS as for Walt suggestion of Madagascar
he can go there, stay there
and tell us how there it is!!!