C'est la guerre!!!!!!!!!
How all of you dare to defy the Elder, I should call on all my Musketeers and William D'Artagnan Bonilla too...
Dear Noah Pee Wee, if you want to give a bad
to our stinking little brother Jersey devil
you should do it all by yourself with no help
I wouldn’t touch him with a six-foot long stick,
and as soap goes ain’t one in the whole world
that can get the smell from his State out of him
or forgiveness for all the water he send your way
just to be so mean with his own blood and kin.
After making interception to your attacker, with
your word unsheathed you said, en-garde to me,
a fencing champion among the Musketeers
that once where the guardians of a gracious Queen,
how you dare to challenge the one more stronger
with just a collection of abandoned misfits
that will probably sink by weight your beloved Ark
if among them you unwisely took a few rabbits.
That island is mine and not for any you to take,
in Versailles I was a guard, there I will be the King
and you two my beloved brothers need to know
that onboard I have a jewel called Guillotine,
so, if anyone put a foot in my beloved shores
will kind of lose his head, and it will be not me,
en-garde, shemgarde, mother will be very sad
if you two are so foolish and provoke the destiny.
It’s getting a little too crowded around these waters,
what with Walt butting in, and Edith one of the she
trying to come in defense of my Belle Rouge
like we will be scared when they wave their skirts,
get it into all of your little head the lot of you
that island is mine and all Hell is coming to be
to any challenge to my flag forever flying there,
man, woman, sharks, you are all just a little fish.
PS a limey as just joined the fracas…
he should had kept his nose where it belong,
in a kidney pai!!!!
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Reviews of "Three Ed, Bella Rouge, Walt and Edith"
Love this Georg! Your humor is very contagious! WE NEED IT!
Someone (ones') inspired YOU!
I'm on there team! Cast awayyyyyy!
WArmly, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
Shiver me timbers, what's next...
WELL BUCKLE ME TIMBERS!
I said to myself, after falling off the poop deck
Right on me head, How did I get into this mess.....
Mess? Mess? ....the only mess I care about is that Good old Marine Corps Chow, where are they me matees, I am half blind
As I am probing the air in front of me
with me trusty old "foil"
Slash, slash slash, poke, poke, poke.......
Peace be with you all me lads and lassies
William
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Oh my goodness, this is too funny, hope it becomes contagious! Love Holly
Avast me hearty, we have a plan
And on our Island yee may not stand
So grab some rum and get thee snockered
Or find yee self in Davey's locker
Arrrrrrrr
Sir Salt Walt
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Boy I hope Rufuz gets this settled...I'm working on getting the real other ED out of hiding and into defending my native birth state from the Jersey Devil. I was born and raised there and someday I may want to go back there to retire so we have to save it for all the gentle ladies these bards have scared away...Lady J
Ole Evard The Elder
I has me no fear of thee
nor Jersy, Blimey
nor little Cpt. Pee Wee
and as for ye layin claim to me
bugger off Ole Evard
I aint that easy you see
If a man wants it
he gots to earn it
or maybe buy it at least...
so all a ye foul braggin
must desist and cease
Ole Evard I knows how to handle you
could take your whole ship with a
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"
Ye know it's true
Avast, chest beating pirate scum, how dare you belittle the Lady Marmalade and her cutthroat crew. Ladies we are but cunning too. No island for any of you! It belongs to Capt. La Belle the Red and crew.
Lacy Annie of the Lady Marmalade and Capt. La Belle the Red.
The banter is delightful and fills my heart with joy.
Pretty soon the Ed's, Edith's, Walt's, LaBelle's of the world will have over run the island formerly known as AD.
Me thinks I'll have to put on my thinking cap and stake my claim on the island!
To all contributors of the Ed Saga --- THANK YOU!
Kathy
Edvard, you are most feisty!! And I would love to fight at your side! But as you know, God told Noah to build that Ark, and I may be just a Pee Wee Noah, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do!!!!
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Someone (ones') inspired YOU!
I'm on there team! Cast awayyyyyy!
WArmly, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
STay SAFE!
Shiver me timbers, what's next...
I said to myself, after falling off the poop deck
Right on me head, How did I get into this mess.....
Mess? Mess? ....the only mess I care about is that Good old Marine Corps Chow, where are they me matees, I am half blind
As I am probing the air in front of me
with me trusty old "foil"
Slash, slash slash, poke, poke, poke.......
Peace be with you all me lads and lassies
William
There is nothing here for you so set your sails homeward bound.....
Be safe,
Karen
And on our Island yee may not stand
So grab some rum and get thee snockered
Or find yee self in Davey's locker
Arrrrrrrr
Sir Salt Walt
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I has me no fear of thee
nor Jersy, Blimey
nor little Cpt. Pee Wee
and as for ye layin claim to me
bugger off Ole Evard
I aint that easy you see
If a man wants it
he gots to earn it
or maybe buy it at least...
so all a ye foul braggin
must desist and cease
Ole Evard I knows how to handle you
could take your whole ship with a
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"
Ye know it's true
Lacy Annie of the Lady Marmalade and Capt. La Belle the Red.
Pretty soon the Ed's, Edith's, Walt's, LaBelle's of the world will have over run the island formerly known as AD.
Me thinks I'll have to put on my thinking cap and stake my claim on the island!
To all contributors of the Ed Saga --- THANK YOU!
Kathy
he should had kept his nose where it belong,
in a kidney pai!!!!
HO HO HO!!!!
Edvard, you are most feisty!! And I would love to fight at your side! But as you know, God told Noah to build that Ark, and I may be just a Pee Wee Noah, but a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do!!!!
So, En Garde, Yet Once More!!!