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Sioux Ed vs. Kitten Warriors
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Well, everybody scattered and go respectable, PeeWee a cave eremite sipping champagne, Yer-Say back in his swamp, Walt and Andy unspeakable as ever with the turncoat Fee wearing lacy things, only D'Artagnan (what kind of name for a warrior is that?) was true and true in the end.
The sqaws? much noise little bells, they are back on teepees mending moccasins with lacy things in a twist.
The war is over because sqaws played dirty...


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This warpath in the company of unruly braves
cannot end but a disaster if we reach the end,
“Yer-say Devil” is flying higher than eagles
and PeeWee wont come up of the frigging bed,
“Seat-Polished-Clean” cannot let go bathing, and
here I am holding the hand of a fake musketeer
calling himself brave “William-Always-Lost,”
of Fukabee’s tribe, the one that have no sense.

While the kitten-squaws are sharpening claws,
we have PeeWee with champagne and cigars
brought by Pale Face John Leko, who is a winy
passing firewater and his finest poetry by far,
while “Yer-say Devil” no near of that cave
let alone in the desert smoking cactus he begun,
and some chill is going down this brave body
because I haven’t heard of that treacherous Walt.

The red-coat Andy of Nelson’s ship a descendant
are making trouble agitating all the ladies wagons,
squaws that haven’t apparently nothing else to do,
and should be cleaning, cooking and making love,
instead they are with double crossing brave from Fee
shining their behinds by doing nothing at all,
Sioux brave “Riding Love” lose without a battle,
between her thighs is where squaw fight her wars.

Oh! “Shining Moonstone” wherever you are watch out!
in the grass goes a little rattlesnake “Southern Comfort”
which doesn’t like no rivals around a Chief teepee, as
“Head-on-Fire” swears, she got her ass well chewed off,
even the Apache Princess “Turtle-Shell” will avoid her,
and so that Choctaw belle which if not duck fast enough
when that silent rattlesnake…(say that again?)…appears
like an hungry puma coming out to make you its lunch.

Consolation I got from Fukabee “Always-Lost” that said
a William ain’t a William if he is lost for some words,
he said goodbye and headed east, where sun comes up
and where the wind takes that special “Yer-Say” foul odor.
I need to change the name of the horse, a brave cannot
be taken seriously when riding on a creature named “Love”
maybe I will change it before he dies of utterly boredom,
but he ain’t the will or the energy to be called Crazy Horse.

If you see a brave riding into the sunset…
it is me, Sioux Ed, on its way to a Cherokee’s love.



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 Reviews of "Sioux Ed vs. Kitten Warriors"
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on September 23, 2007
Enjoyed this poetic tale my friend...creative and clever!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 23, 2007
Enjoyed this one......more pleasy you guys!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on September 22, 2007
"Always Lost" no longer Big belly worrier

With Fukawee Tribe, smoke no more the peace pipe

Now chew dry peyote mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Makes me foget Blue eyes long yellow hair

Pony soldier with long knives......

Me like looking at pink, yellow and purple Buffalos



Peace brother

"Always Lost" of the Fukawees


Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on September 22, 2007
Comin back fur more stew, Ole Faithful? LOVE YOU! Wild Woman

Reviewed on September 22, 2007
Love your giving heart Georg!
AS the sun goes dowwwwwwwwwn...
YOur imagery shows up clearly!
WArm love and Warmer hugs, WArrior Lady Sheeeoox


Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
...and so it goes down with the sun...and a not forgotten Sioux Ed...who lights up the land...with the fire of his pen.
enjoyed...
John

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
enjoyed reading, Georg ... quite a story teller ...

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Wow George just whats in that peace pipe? ah ah
This is awesome write so funny
And so many worries!
Excellent imagery and flow!
Love Peace and many hugsss...Morning Star


Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Much too good my friend, I am still laughing. Just keeping up with all the names is enough for me. A fun filled action adventure, but beware because Indiana K Jones is on the horizon......

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Heh-heh heh-heh heh-heh ... gotta watch them Kitten Warriors (I watch 'em all the time). Ya cain't blame ole treacherous Walt; If ya cain't lick 'em, join 'em (lickin 'em is fun, too)! (Bad Ted. Bad Ted)

This was a fun read, Georg, like an ole-timey ballad! Cool!

Ted

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Georg,
You been smoking that rope in peace pipe again?

Walt

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Indian maidens know about braves, braves no know about maidens. Maidens no cook, no clean, no make moccasins, Buy moccasins at Mall, have maids to cook and clean. Choctaw Princess no regular Indian Maiden.

Sioux Brave no be sad. Princess Lacy Fern pay for trip to Calico Cat's house of Maleness. Firewater and stinky cigars. Enjoy.
Princess Lacy Fern

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Sorry that losers are so bitter Ed but if you drop by Mr Fee's Bath house you can pop in to the busyness place upstairs and for a few beads get your wompom whomped on the way to Cherokee love.

Fee

Reviewed on September 21, 2007


I have enjoyed the reading of "Sioux Ed vs. Kitten Warriors".

In admiration,


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU




Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Oh my heavens...Very cute indeed sweet man..Hugssss

Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Delightful write; well done, my friend! BRAVO! Love the name Fukabees! LOL

Is there really such a tribe called the Fukabees? I'm curious! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Oh Georg you are getting yourself in deep water, but I am sure you can rise above whatever comes your way, a fun write, I really enjoyed, Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 21, 2007
Bye Sioux Ed
Sunset not bad
no be sad
got Cherokee's love.

Horse named "Love"
ride em' Souix Ed!

Kathy

Reviewed on September 21, 2007
LOLOLOL, Georg, you're a mess. But a good mess. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *meow* LOL


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