Well, a sailor, two landlubbers and a old-battle-ax-mother is not a good combination, but it is all we had to call "our" family....yeah right!

by Edvard the Elder


Ma will cry to a world full of silence,
“lil’brother, lilbrother where ar’thou!”
from loyal Rufuz would come the answer
“he gonna buy a boat, sail to Timbootoo
never thinking on inviting his poor Ma
or his brothers, which he have only two”

The experiment of malicious Doc Bonnie
we can tell now he’s a very bad product,
scared of his own shadow in pitch dark,
‘cause PeeWee his chain cant resist to pull
we got in such trouble with our dear Ma
that no one of us are allowed to say pooh!

Now he got a ruin of a dumb leaking boat
for put in shape help from his brothers too,
without offering PeeWee a warmth cave
or to the other brother a cooler with Coors,
all we know he can write on her tail Titanic
because as Capt’n and brother he isn’t cool.

Two old pirates with Wanted posters all over.
showing his sea legs standing on his bath tube
he wish to bluff, PeeWee nearly wet himself
laughing so hard at the pretentious landlubbe’
which attracted Ma to see whatever happened
among her “precious and vulnerable” cubs.

Told her bout lil’brother his unseaworthy boat
and the dreams about going to Timbooktoo,
she said, “ it will take just a moment to pack
because Lil’ Jersey Devil Ed am going too!”
we had no heart to tell her of the leaking ruin,
we want to see her face when she got a look.

But to be good brothers we gonna give help
‘cause for our younger brother we have love
PeeWee want a long trip to Florida Keys
and Ma to go and see her first Canuck igloo,
for my part I will follow everybody and back
if only on board they provided a crate of Coors.