This morning I wake up with a little devil bouncing in my head, no, no my lil'brother Jersey Devil Ed, although PeeWee will say it was, but I couldn't keep remembering when Ma took her suitcase and left me alone!
It was like this...
I am a man of peace
but Cupid ain’t to me
not now, on Christmas or
even the day of Valeteen
“Love is som’thing dirty”
my mother said to me,
“girls only wants for you
what’s not for you to give,
you already has a mattress
made for you to lie an’ sleep,
don’t confuse what’s a mattress
under you and what’s a girl.”
So, I have had a peaceful life
not knowing any dirty thing,
cause’ having Cupido by his throat,
I make sure the arrow gonna miss.
‘Bout a year now, mamma went dyin’
goin’ up with Almighty God’s assist,
though, feel sorry for my Dad up there
she’s gonna get his toga in a twist.
And think! what my mother will say
looking down an’ findin’ other…
that I threw the mattress with a hole
an’ replaced it with a neighbor’s daughter.
Georg, if one did not know and, somewhat, understand your sense of humor, one may take you for some kind of a screwball. So glad that I do understand you, somewhat, so do not take you for some kind of a screwball but a very specific kind of a screwball... Very clever and, yeah, funny, too!
Mark
Now let me get this right, you got a mattress with a hole in it, and the mattress is how thick, this is a wang dang, or dong, of a story, you said the girl was a neath the mattress, you are truly blessed my friend, and you never found love ha, you sure found the other thing. Anyway I thinks it's best you keep on that Morgan Rum, that weed is getting to your head, no that one. Sorry about your Ma, who is gonna keep you staight now? Hugs! Jasmin Horst
HA! Bet ya thought that was funny!
This is just down right wrong...the pictures painted in my head, Georg are not of anything sacred! BE GONE EVIL ONE!
Hey you~ I'm free for the moment and wanted to stop by...you never learn do ya? :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
I don't want that old dirty mattress, maybe you could send me that NEW young, fresh mattress your using...I was afterall, the BIG one in the family & I know she'd be more happy with me than an old fart like you...;-) ed
From Cupids arrow I do hide
I bob and weave,with long strides
Tried wearing a bullet proof vest, back years a few
But the darn arrow went right through
I may still hide, try to stay free
It may be wrong but that's just me
Great write, but now that you traded the bed
You will never get any sleep :)
{ THE Great Canadian Buzzard }
PS: Did Jersey Devil Ed get the mattress
Or is it still up for grabs
Oh never mind I can't afford the duty at the boarder
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Well appreciated
Peace brother
William
at this paean to a holely mattress. -gene.
In Spirit,
Bear
Mark
Be always safe,
Karen
Carole~
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
HA! Bet ya thought that was funny!
This is just down right wrong...the pictures painted in my head, Georg are not of anything sacred! BE GONE EVIL ONE!
Hey you~ I'm free for the moment and wanted to stop by...you never learn do ya? :)
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Anna
I bob and weave,with long strides
Tried wearing a bullet proof vest, back years a few
But the darn arrow went right through
I may still hide, try to stay free
It may be wrong but that's just me
Great write, but now that you traded the bed
You will never get any sleep :)
{ THE Great Canadian Buzzard }
PS: Did Jersey Devil Ed get the mattress
Or is it still up for grabs
Oh never mind I can't afford the duty at the boarder
fee
PS: I think Brother Jersey could use your old mattress with the hole for his Prostate Problem!