If you ain't see a Canadian Buzzard you ain't see nuthin'
Our own buzzards can't be more deranged than those cousins coming "illegally" from the north that usually fly upside down.

Buzzard will be your friend only
if you are immobile on the ground
and preferably dead,
and if it is a Canadian one…
duck you sucker!
he will be making loops
like a Tasmanian Vampire
glupsy trying for your goodies,
a belly full of lasagna
or anything sticking out.

We have received news of
that maligned bird of prey about,
being in a south of the border jail
citizen arrested by a “woman”
going by the name of Mouth(?)
the dumb bird are now asking
brothers Ed for a break-out,
like they don’t have enough
problems with Canucks before
to go tangle with the Law!

The brothers although wish
another member for their band
if the Mouth can blow a trumpet
we gonna be but all us five,
Tiger Lily, PeeWee and Jersey
The Mouth and Ole Edvardo
serenading the barred window
of a out of luck bird of prey
from the prairies of Sascatchewan
going by the name of El Buzzárdo