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The Jailbird Signore Buzzardi
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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The ED fratellos gonna make a proposition that La Mouthe can't refuse, although lil'brother Jersey Ed are wishing she does, he don't like very much Judges.


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Dedicated to the birthday boy Ray Hamilton, the 25th of DECEMBER 2009, when our buzzard will be all 69 years.......ROTTEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ! ! and that's for lying!



The EDippo Fratellos (brothers to you)
with the Godfather Mean Ole Edvard
will approach la Donna called the Mouth
with a final proposition that will be just that
“give us that dumb jailed Canadian bird
if you know what is good for yah,
cos we no dumma Yankees but Sicilians
which can carve yah with a big knife!”

Don’t you mind that mean looking PeeWee
he’s only good taking other people scalps
learn that from a very Mean Tall Woman
and other painful things, so don’t laugh,
cos back you mean lil’brother Jersey Ed
is licking his chops expecting for your denial,
although he would have preferred marriage
he will go for seconds, ain’t no suicidal,
if the broad will act like a stubborn mule
he will wear spurs for a very long ride!

Now, the grand Ole Godfather is different,
he will come to The Mouth with his smile,
and tell her that he will put under her robe
so much lead that she would sink, not fly,
all in order to keep the peace in America
and show the Canadians good will’s ways
Sicilians with take that Canadian gansta
for a ton of gold and no cheating weights!

For il bambino Buzzardi a birthday’s party
this coming tuesday or the twenty & five,
sixty nine years will be that old dumb bird
we are dumfounded so long he has survive,
with so many chops licking bounty hunters
that he to one of those BBQ didn’t crash,
but the Fratellos Ed will take care of him
take their word for it, if not, you gonna die!





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 Reviews of "The Jailbird Signore Buzzardi"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 24, 2009
Georg maybe you should have been an Entertainer as you seem to do such a wonderful with us. thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
You will find my answer to your offer below
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/donnadelongm/446938/

this was so funny I laughed my butt off
Thanks
The Mouth
D

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
69 ... now that's a number to celebrate ...

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
LOVELY!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed on August 23, 2009
Too funny, Georg; thanks for the smiles! And Ray, you ol' Buzzard in Canada: happy birthday, early! Christmas, eh? Oh, man! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
This is such a hoot, thank you for the smiles this morning, Georg...

Carole~

Reviewed on August 23, 2009
There is a lot of illegal immigrantes in them thar U. of O. flying high on that cheap rum again, and I won't say no further for it bein sunday and all, and no cursin allowed. It be best you all smokem that peace pipe, and go back home to your respective hideouts I mean countries. Yuks! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on August 23, 2009
You're going to get into trouble (again), Georg - laughing too hard to comment!!!!

Reviewed by Dixie Dawn Michelle (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
Lovely and wit. "The Jailbird Signore Buzzardi" is a poetic smiling story.

In appreciation,

Dixie Dawn Michelle

Reviewed on August 23, 2009
Well Georg, feeling a bit cranky today are we LOL
I'd better make sure I have enough gold if I'm going to be dealing with the mob

Happy birthday to me
But it's not my birthday you see
I'm not sixty nine
But I feel it sometimes

Hey but I did hear, theres a new Canadian holiday called Buzzard Day
Stay tune for the latest news coming soon

Have a great day
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 23, 2009
WOW! Sixty-Nine Years Old??!! I didn't know buzzards lived that long; he must have tons of gold stashed away by now - we better re-negotiate, and ask for more.

Brother Pee Wee

Reviewed on August 23, 2009
"if the broad will act like a stubborn mule
he will wear spurs for a very long ride!" LOL
this is kinky control indeed!!
...Hang on boys she ain't ah given in just yet....


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