The ED fratellos gonna make a proposition that La Mouthe can't refuse, although lil'brother Jersey Ed are wishing she does, he don't like very much Judges.
Dedicated to the birthday boy Ray Hamilton, the 25th of DECEMBER 2009, when our buzzard will be all 69 years.......ROTTEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ! ! and that's for lying!
The EDippo Fratellos (brothers to you)
with the Godfather Mean Ole Edvard
will approach la Donna called the Mouth
with a final proposition that will be just that
“give us that dumb jailed Canadian bird
if you know what is good for yah,
cos we no dumma Yankees but Sicilians
which can carve yah with a big knife!”
Don’t you mind that mean looking PeeWee
he’s only good taking other people scalps
learn that from a very Mean Tall Woman
and other painful things, so don’t laugh,
cos back you mean lil’brother Jersey Ed
is licking his chops expecting for your denial,
although he would have preferred marriage
he will go for seconds, ain’t no suicidal,
if the broad will act like a stubborn mule
he will wear spurs for a very long ride!
Now, the grand Ole Godfather is different,
he will come to The Mouth with his smile,
and tell her that he will put under her robe
so much lead that she would sink, not fly,
all in order to keep the peace in America
and show the Canadians good will’s ways
Sicilians with take that Canadian gansta
for a ton of gold and no cheating weights!
For il bambino Buzzardi a birthday’s party
this coming tuesday or the twenty & five,
sixty nine years will be that old dumb bird
we are dumfounded so long he has survive,
with so many chops licking bounty hunters
that he to one of those BBQ didn’t crash,
but the Fratellos Ed will take care of him
take their word for it, if not, you gonna die!
There is a lot of illegal immigrantes in them thar U. of O. flying high on that cheap rum again, and I won't say no further for it bein sunday and all, and no cursin allowed. It be best you all smokem that peace pipe, and go back home to your respective hideouts I mean countries. Yuks! Jasmin Horst
WOW! Sixty-Nine Years Old??!! I didn't know buzzards lived that long; he must have tons of gold stashed away by now - we better re-negotiate, and ask for more.
"if the broad will act like a stubborn mule
he will wear spurs for a very long ride!" LOL
this is kinky control indeed!!
...Hang on boys she ain't ah given in just yet....
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/donnadelongm/446938/
this was so funny I laughed my butt off
Thanks
The Mouth
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(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. ;D
Carole~
In appreciation,
Dixie Dawn Michelle
I'd better make sure I have enough gold if I'm going to be dealing with the mob
Happy birthday to me
But it's not my birthday you see
I'm not sixty nine
But I feel it sometimes
Hey but I did hear, theres a new Canadian holiday called Buzzard Day
Stay tune for the latest news coming soon
Have a great day
The Buzzard
Brother Pee Wee
he will wear spurs for a very long ride!" LOL
this is kinky control indeed!!
...Hang on boys she ain't ah given in just yet....