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AD Witches on the Castle
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Can't have bad boys without an assorted collection of naughty witches, which here in AD you can have thirteen on a dozen!


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Bear Paw, Mean Tall Woman & Southern Comfort
the sisters of Morning Star, very good for scalping,
ain’t using no bow and arrows those native witches
having sharp tongues and words more ugly than sin!

If they like western we will have High Country Girl
or a storm-tail-chaser named Karla-The-Other-Twin,
or Karen, Texas Tornado buck-shot loaded crutches
to make in my Castle Bash your sorry life no sweet!

Tinka will be coming from South Africa diamonds
sparkling like the two Rebecca’s, Russel & Lerwill,
filling the air with sulphure Kate Burnside & Charlie
and on their broom tail Kimmy & Debra Conklin.

With barber blades sharp nails guess who’s arrive,
but Victoria McColley more known as the “No Miss”
getting too chummy with Alexandra & Susan Sonen
pissing off Bobbi Duffy and Phyllis Jean Green!

Jill Eisnaugle tiptoeing in the garden like a ballerina
but not fooling my guards, Joyce Bell or Chantilly,
drinking already from the third champagne bottle
with J’nia, Liana, Debby Rosenberg & Cryssa C.

Attending at the buffet the Vixen Amber Moonstone
carefully watching the gown of Timourian Ankin,
as Rose Rideout would be telling all about her Fred
to my little sister ET Waldron, or the Tiger Lily.

Getting ready to wine and dance is Dawn Wilson,
Joyce White, Karen Vanderlaan & Chrissy Alwin,
as my Zombie Bride, the Red Queen of the Night
La Belle Rouge, will with her whip, mark the beat!




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 Reviews of "AD Witches on the Castle"
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 25, 2009
Wonderful!!!
annie

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on October 18, 2009
Yummmm I love champagne.Terrific fun write with a bit of the caveat thrown in for good/bad measure. Excellent. hugs, J'nia

Reviewed on October 16, 2009
So many lovelies at the ball, you must dance with them all, bite each one Edvard but keep them out of our double coffin!!

Reviewed on October 15, 2009
With all those witches and their booms your castle should be spick and span in no time

Although all that sweeping could kick up a lot of dust
See if you can get some to cook, I'm not sure about you in the kitchen
The Buzzard

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 15, 2009
I came,
I read,
I smiled.

~W~

Reviewed by Diana Wiles
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
What fun and atmosphere you conjure up here...I can see this as a painting...Would love to hang it in my Hallway for Halloween!!
Love and Hugs, Diana

Reviewed on October 14, 2009
...these daggered nails are indeed sharpened to poke & prod the hungering flesh deemed toward the wristlets & shackles I offer with respectful mandrels harness to those prowling passions in need of freedom through my leather horsewhips binding ropes into domination’s presence…
with the depths of darkness as my shroud of hidden spies:
Sincerely Bound By Incantations,
Poetess Victoria...The Dark Pestilence of Romance
Archaic Mistress of Caliginous Temptations

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
Georg, where does a spooky alien go to register? -gene.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
I believe I saw all these
names, you've mentioned, on
the FBI's 'most wanted list.'

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
...my broom is started and roaring ready for the flight..wine and dance yoooo hooooo!!!!!!

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
I wonder who the Mean Tall Woman is :-)

Reviewed on October 14, 2009
It sounds like the Boo Bash to end all Boo Bashes! Can't wait!! (And I pity those poor zombies or ghosties on the receiving end of my buckshot-loaded crutches! That'll leave a mark.... LOL) Well done; this is one of your BEST, Georg!! BRAVO, take a bow!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed on October 14, 2009
This a good looking bunch of gals on them brooms, it should be a fun night, I'll be flying in with the Walkyres, have some hay ready for their stallions will ya, nest' fer pardue, Juergen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
Ya better duck when we come wailin in on Brooms and Bikes guys, we are trouble lookin to party. There'll be a wild time at the Bash on Halloween.

Your Newfie Friend Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on October 14, 2009
One with crutches loaded with buckshot, the other, cane loaded with storms - me thinks you are in trouble, Georg. =] Either way, someone's gonna get zapped in the end. LOL Well done, love this one! And you *smooch*

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
Wow! That's a whole lot of witches - how many bathrooms does your old castle have??!!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
A Vixen hugh? I like that Edvard, nicely done. These ladies mean business watch out AD Bad Boys!!!
Love this Georg.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V" aka "Nyx Goddess of the Night

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm happy that my name will live forever in this WORLD in YOUR POEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 14, 2009
Wicked and evil while casting her (their) spells...seems like it's going to be another AD all nighter but luckily most of the guests will have to be out of light before sunup. lol

Freaky Fee

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 13, 2009
What a fun Halloween write, George! And I see I'm in good company in the "wine and dance" category!


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