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Love's Ecstasy
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Lovers can give to each other so much, but nothing like an ecstasy shake now and then, again and again and again...just by calling...


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I wish for you to call me on my cell phone,
call me my sweet love, call me many times
because your calls fill me with ecstasy
as my phone is on vibration inside my pants!







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 Reviews of "Love's Ecstasy"
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on December 10, 2009
LOLOLOL!!! God, that was funny.

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on December 9, 2009
*laughing* naughty boy or is that dirty old man? Loved it.

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 9, 2009
Naughty, naughty, ..cracked me up! Got me searching my manual for the vibration mode setting. Patrick

Reviewed by Bennett Kremen
Reviewed on December 9, 2009
Why didn't I think of putting a cell phone in my pants pocket?

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
oh you nasty boy, i hope ma doesn't read this one!
Your as bad as jersey devil;-) go ahead have your fun...hahahahaha
Love,
sis,
tiger lily

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
LOL....Georg, this is so funny and very clever.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
LMAO too funny old pal.
fee

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Too funny. And to think, so many hate the cell phone.

Apparently your phone has a more intense vibration than mine because I miss more calls when my phone is set to vibrate. LOL

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Ya got me, Georg! LOL Too funny; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOL

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
LOL this is so funny Georg! :)

Reviewed on December 8, 2009
You mixed up your pills, took more viagra then usuall, you keep on doing this you'll go blind, or your phone bill will be sky high whatever comes first I mean, I'll no say another word, seeing your busy. Piece and Joy! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
so very clever!!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Ho, Ho, Ho, Bro!

But you better take it out of your pants real quick, and put it back on 'ring' because Ma just read this, and she says she's callin you!!!

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Funneeee, Georg! Is this a new kind of nutty dance? -gene.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
REALLY KOOL WRITE Brother Ed
you might electrocute yourself
Peace brother

William

Reviewed on December 8, 2009
so this is why you haven't been taking my calls
...insisting I use redail! uhhhh huhhhhh....
that pic cracks me up....
naughty luster...and I am not talking shine...

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
What's your number??? :) Nice one Georg! lol
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by David Hightower
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Georg - Can't beat a touching (vibrating?) romantic poem. Thanks for giving me a good laugh on a cold, rainy day. - David

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Now this reminds me of something I would write! You're a man after my own heart my friend! Good laugh indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed on December 8, 2009
Ummm ... so THAT'S why cell phones were invented. Uh, huh. Talk, my butt. LMAO!! Too funny, Georg.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on December 8, 2009
LOL, you dirty ole man!!!

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...
You are really bad.
That picture could also
reflect a good bowel movement.
Funny Edvard.
r


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