Cousin Goggen came after the moonshine still of uncle Jebediah went kabunk!!! all over the place burning one and half acre around its hiding place and receiving afterwards conjugal visit in the local prison...

I am a man of peace, I thought,
but that Cupid dude ain’t for me
not now, no ever on Christmas
or even the day of Valeteen’

“Love is som’thing very dirty”
my mother will said to me,
“girls only wants from you
what’s not for you to give,

you already have a comfy mattress
made for you to lie down an’ sleep,
don’t confuse what’s a mattress
under you…and what’s a teasing girl.”

So, I have had a peaceful ordinary life
not knowing any of those dirty thing,
cause’ having Cupido by his throat,
I make sure the arrows gonna miss.

‘Bout a year now, mamma went dyin’
goin’ up with Almighty God’s assist,
though, feel sorry for my Dad up there
she’s gonna get his toga in a twist.

And think! what my mother will say
looking down an’ findin’ bout’ n’other…
that I threw the mattress with a big hole
an’ replaced it with the neighbor’s daughter.


Hillbilly Goggen