Fessing Up
By
h. lena jones
Pssssst! I have a confession to make
‘cause I’ve lived with these phobias far too long.
Maybe if I shared them, expose them as impostors
They will finally take flight!
So, here I go
I have a phobia about dogs, heights, and water!
Yep, that’s it!
My body turns to stone if there is a dog in my path…
My knees turn to jelly, if I’m standing at any height
And when it comes to water, for instance in a pool,
My feet must touch the bottom, or I panic like…I just panic!
In my mind I’ve concluded that my spirit
Must have had a pretty bad experience once upon a time
I must have been chased by a dog
Climbed up a tree
Slipped and fell into a pool…
And heaven knows what happened next!
Thus my phobia…and now you know!
But since I don’t believe in past lives and such
And that there is nothing to fear, but fear itself
When next I’m faced with dogs, heights, and water
I’ll look them straight in the proverbial eye and say
“God hath not given us the spirit of fear;
But of power, and of love, and of a
Sound mind!”
Hydraphobia. Don't that come from rabies.
Conclude:
So bit by a rabid dog, whilst walking over the Niagara Falls?
The cure is to do the same, but you must bite the rabid dog on its left ear, at dawn on the equinox... Never heard of it failing...(or suceeding come to think of it)
God Bless,
Lew