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Why Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
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Perhaps-
because it is the "hardest"
thing around.
It has its sharp edges
but you can wrap
it around your
little finger.
Yes-
it is all sizzle
but what the hell,
who needs steak.
Just remember
she controls it
make no mistake.


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 Reviews of "Why Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend"
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on February 17, 2003
very good--right to the point.

Reviewed by Basit Ghafoor (Reader)
Reviewed on September 11, 2002
lol It sounded too much kool.Good one!

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on September 4, 2002
LOLLLL - I think we have other reasons (much more better ones) ...looool good write Doug ;)

Reviewed on September 4, 2002
HA!! great write!! :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)


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