Whaddaya mean, "Don't sweat the small stuff"?

Here she comes, the cheerful one
“Good morning” greets, with madd’ning smile.

What’s wrong with her? Thinks this’s fun?
It’s a job. Charm doesn’t count
They pay by the mile.

A waste of Smiley Face, this bloomin’ place
Her sweet disposition’s makin’ ‘em hostile.

Always out of breath, five minutes late
Get it together girl, this goes in your file!

She’s walkin’ a fine line outta here
Good for her!
Let’s see her do THAT with style!

MEMORANDUM FOR FILE



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