We call him witty Walter Su

He’s sure to get a laugh out of you

His humor is unpredictable

Sometimes some find it unacceptable

But though he is novel and sometimes outrageous

Everyone agrees he is anything but monotonous

He has no one to write his text

But one never knows what he’ll say next

But one thing’s for sure

You won’t find him to be a bore

Some of the audience will listen with anticipation

Others will whimper in humiliation

So while some laugh till they cry

Others may simply stand there and sigh

He is humorous and mischievous

He can be downright facetious

Most of his audience find him to be exhilarating