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Santa’s woes
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You know something? We all complain these days because our jobs have become so much more complicated. The demands seem too great and our energy level is not up to this new century and all its responsibilities. What do you think Santa thinks each year as his job becomes more complicated, too?

*It’s the night before Christmas and the reindeer are harnessed* *Santa is busy rummaging through his book of addresses* *He has grown older and tired and this trip seems so problematic* *He used to get into houses through fireplace flews or through the attic* *The homes these days don’t have fireplaces or upper floors* *These days he has to pick locks and sneak in through the doors* *On top of this, Santa must be careful not to set off burglar alarms* *It’s so much more complex these days to bring kiddies their lucky charms* *Parents these days tell their children that bearded men are to be feared* *So Santa may just be met with rudeness or jeered* *But still he sees his sleigh loaded and ready to go* *And sets out on his voyage with a Ho- Ho- Ho- HO*

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Reviews of "Santa’s woes"

Reviewed by Andy Turner

Reviewed on December 16, 2010

Superb flow!
I suppose his woes goes wherever his slay does transpose...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 16, 2010

That good old Santa is a real Trooper.

(And don't listen to that old Grinch, Matlack!)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on December 15, 2010

Bet you are on the "nice" list after this write...brown-noser...LOL, ed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on December 15, 2010

I am sure that Santa Claus appreciates your sympathy, Lew. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 15, 2010

Very well written poem.

GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat

Reviewed on December 15, 2010

Lew,

Sign of the changing times! Santa ain't what he used to be. Great holiday write.

Mary

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