Last night was December the thirty-first
Everybody partied and partied and quenched their thirst
Today is January the beginning of a brand new year
Now they’re wondering if they should a had that last beer
But there is a big New Year’s dinner to attend
So they pop an aspirin and try to pretend
Pretend that their head doesn’t feel twice its size
They use Visine to try to hide their bloodshot eyes
Last night they were having a glorious time in two-thousand ten
This morning the welcome two-thousand eleven by sleeping in
But put on your happy face and grin
For there’s turkey to eat as you welcome the New Year in
Happy new year
I toast to your good health with
a frosty glass of orange juice.
GOD BLESS YOU
TONY