Woke up with a stiff, necked this morning.
Wake up with a stiff, necked most mornings.
Go to bed with a stiff, necked too.
In fact, I've got a stiff, necked all day through.
Driving can be fun if stiff necked you go,
feel the cool breeze on your hidey ho.
Stopping at intersections can be tricky,
drivers looking down on chastity key.
She says that I am stiff, when necked,
because I’m thinking of other things.
I'm just pinching memories so hard,
stiff among her wondrous blings.
They say that I am skinned, not necked,
not circumcised by rabbi’s priest.
Since when has a rabbi come to part,
a stiff, necked from his piece?
When she comes I will get it up,
Lift off and tweak the joystick, too.
Fly through the air like Superman,
just to do a different do.
If the stiff necked get off their religion,
and let sexual freedom come true ,
I'd get it up and make a mooner,
Before the day is through.
Don't have to walk on water,
or fly through the air with ease.
Just tweak my joystick gently.
And feel the morning breeze.
My stiff necked not caused by a pill,
or its wagging by a spouse.
It's caused by thoughts of wonder,
When all clothes leaves the house.
So I'll just grin and raise it,
until that big prude turns and runs.
She comes back to amuse it,
and my stiff necked day comes.
Have you been playing in Eddie's sandbox again, Ron?...learning naughty words and thinking nasty thoughts. It's ok, you can throw away the magazines now, he will never know...what is a nice guy like you doing writing poetry like this?? LOL! thanks for the "shot" of humor.
Take care,
Sherry
Well pardon the pun sir stiffy, but one stiff is better than none and two will give you the hidey hoo...don't ask me what I said, my brain is too stiff to think;) (Thanks for the fun Ron;-)
Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2006
well I never ! LOL excellent piece here.. no pun intended.. keep it coming.. err I mean way to go
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nutz!
excellent ... totally enjoyed!
Take care,
Sherry
Regis
have a good one, Ron
it's been too long
WHO...?
By the way, you are a sick man, Ron, not like me, the perfect angel...ed
It's a bad day when you need them...
Stick to the blue and red smarties, they taste better..:)
Peter
Aint one enough now it has to be twooooo toooo!!
I am shocked.....fell elecricuted after reading this!!
Love Tinka :)
Love Tinka
While yours is built right in
So have some fun with your own gun
Invite your Muse on in.
Susan