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Heretic (Hair a Tic)
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Was getting too serious...


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Heretic (Hair a Tic)

His hair a ticking time bomb,
too soon gray or gone.
A fright wig of proportion,
to his look so frail and wane.

The last of the Mohawks,
went down with Mr. T.
Pirates are still wearing ‘em,
in the Caribbean Sea.

Spotting mullets a rage,
all across the land.
At motorcycle rallies,
they are close at hand.

A crew cut is so manly,
an astronaut's delight.
You could play pool upon it,
in the dawn's early light.

A bald spot can be covered,
by shaving the entire head.
Be careful how you dive in,
you'll slide right out of bed.

The military cut's the rage,
in the Baghdad streets.
A helmet won't protect you,
when your hairline retreats.

So go wipe your nose,
and get a haircut.

Copyright 2006 © Ronald W. Hull

10/21/06


For the Bare Truth

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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
L o v e i t !!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
i say, if you got it flaunt it ;)

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Ditto Susan's comments here Ronald, and sod the fashion industry causing men to lose their identity through worry over hair or the loss of it. Age gracefully, whether it be greying or balding, who cares, as I tell my OH, its still the same bloke.
Take care, it's only hair
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Hair today, gone tomorrow...show it, grow it, long beautiful hair...the 60s Age of Aquarius, man that's groovy, chill...gel... grecian formula...Vo5...don't bend over, here comes the mousse...this poem should be framed and hung in the barber shop, Ron...tupee, oh touche...

Sage

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
hahaha good to see your humerous side Ron! We all need the laughter! Thanks for sharing some;-)

ET

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Smile :) Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Actually been acquainted with most of those styles at one point or another. Great stress-busting poem.
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
A bit of levity helps...funny one.

Elizabeth

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Smiles...being it the hair Business for over 20 years I can only smile at this!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Ron

A wry and amusing pen on the follically challenged of the species..
The shaven head is the in thing these days..

Peter

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
Got my haircut last week, glad its still there, I know younger guys with none...ed

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 22, 2006
This ditty is truth in every follicle. I've seen them all but, by far, it's the toupee some men wear to hide badness, and it never does. It's like fake boobs...everyone knows their fake and that the person is insecure.
Love.
Susan


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