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RUA Turkey?
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My friend John's
Thanksgiving Dinner


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RUA Turkey?

Are you a turkey?
Running fast and flying free,
iridescent colors blending,
with dead grasses and the tree.

Or are you dressed in white,
in a cathedral of a barn.
All bland and conforming,
while I spin this yarn.

Descending from the dinosaurs,
are you smart, fast, and quick.
Hunting wild seeds and berries,
mother nature's pick.

Or are you incubated,
from that same old yellow chick.
The gift of grain and other stuff,
science is so slick.

When the storm comes,
do you shelter in the brush?
Can you outwit your enemies,
and save your tail with thrust.

Or do you flock together,
in an effort to escape.
Only to crush and smother,
as you go to your fate.

When you do get to the table,
a pellet in your last heart beat.
Is your body rich and savory,
a lean and wonderful treat.

Or are you just the same old,
white flesh all butter injected.
tenderized with chemicals,
stretch plastic protected.

Praise the Lord for leftovers.
Everyone raise your cup.
Which turkey are you?
For, today, we sup.

Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull

11/22/08


RUA Turkey?

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Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 26, 2008
an original thought about about the main course of delight in the sustenance we call, Thanksgiving dinner -- my desire has waned considerably -- never the less, the wild variety gets my nod -- this is a great piece of work Ron -- Happy Thanksgiving, and peace and love to you and your family -- JMW

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
methinks you are spoiling my dinner!
However the poem is so good,your forgiven!;-)

Happy Thanksgiving Day (sans turkey;)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 25, 2008
humorous analogy that leaves me hungry for more ...

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on November 24, 2008
Funny read, thank you. I'll take the wild turkey anyday. After viewing a few documentaries concerning the which produce our meat and fowl I find it very difficult to eat them any longer. The chemicals and hormones are disgusting enough but the inhumane way they are treated is what I abhore. Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Best regards J'nia

Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on November 23, 2008
"The Compleat Turkey Hunter" - total information. I've heard the wild ones are savory and we have a ton of them around here (saw some last week) Strangely, I think the hunting season is later in winter/spring. I don't get that, why? Still looks like a bugger to clean...
Crappie fishin' next...
later, michael

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 23, 2008
IBA Wild Turkey, in a shot glass, if you please...ed

Reviewed on November 23, 2008
Ron,

Such a perfect poem for "turkey day!" Got a laugh.

Mary


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