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Quanks
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For a bit of fun, I decided to
make up a word and write a poem
about it. To my surprise, the word
was already in use! So here goes...


Quanks


Quanks are everywhere,
don'cha know...
some move fast,
and some move slow.

I seen em in Wal-Mart,
and at the picture show.
They may be from Area 51,
don'cha know.

Then I heard they started,
in Africa or one of those,
countries like that over there.
A new kind of diseases,
spread from having sex with monkeys,
like they always do over there.

With airplanes and stuff,
it's easy for them to escape.
Some even smuggled in,
on a sailboat at the Cape.

Landed at the yacht club,
or so I heer'd tell,
hobnobbed with the nouveau riche,
fit in just like hell.

And now they have infected,
the whole damn corn tree side.
I's suspect they be everywhere,
something I just can't abide.

For this is my corn tree,
and I'll be damned if they invade!
Got my 357 Magnum registered,
and hung by my blade.

So watch out all you Quanks,
and you knows who you is.
I will eradicate you sons of bitches,
and make it my biz.

Got me a reality show,
and I'm gonna search youse out.
And when I get real close,
a commercial will pop up and shout.

I'll make you sweat the conclusion,
while I make some big bucks.
Ya'all suckers for them special offerors,
super sizing, specials and stuffs.

So next time you go downtown,
or to your favorite spot to pee,
keep an eye over your shoulder,
for Quanks in your vicinity.

Ya'all cain't be too careful,
when them Quanks is around,
the best way to detect em,
is by smell or that farting sound.

Their designer perfume,
is Corral No. 5,
their designer clothes,
are by Piercing and Tattoos Live.

So if you are a Quank,
or know one by innuendo,
don't selfie on the Internet,
or I've got your Nintendo.

Track you down and spam you,
until the bitter end.
It's youse or me's in this deal,
and I'm a gonna win.

Ain't I?

Copyright 2014 © Ronald W. Hull

6/5/14

 

 


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Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 10, 2014
well quank you very much for this stupendous poem and the images it provided me were spot on, Ron

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 9, 2014
You and La Belle should get together and produce a Redneck collaboration, Ron... or am I barking up the wrong corn tree?! Guess, being a iggorant Brit, I need to sort out my Quanks from my Yanks... :) xx

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 8, 2014
I must say your photo set the stage for an amusing romp through the lunacy we call reality. Patrick

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on June 8, 2014
ahaha.. Of course, mr. ron, you're gonna win.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 8, 2014
Quanks for the Memories - I haven't seen that pic of the old Jersey Devil in a long time!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
U haven't changed a bit,
Still a sick & weird nit,
Or is it a wit...? e

Reviewed by Mary Cochrane
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
As always your poetry got the wow factor Ron. Very easy to tell that you are well educated. Having sex with monkeys? I found that a bit bizarre. Lol

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on June 7, 2014

Hmmm...

Reviewed by D.T. de Bruijn
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Hahahahahaha!!!! Laughing my socks off!!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ron. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by John Dyhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
An amusing little ditty, but I agree with Sandie that photo is distracting

Reviewed on June 7, 2014
What a fun read!! I love the poet in you. You are well-educated, and yet humble. Much unlike some self-righteous poets here who call themselves poets, yet sit around in their overly god-like self-righteous judgmental minds, but hardly write anything other than judging other poets.

THIS is what I call REAL poetry!!! I enjoy this light-hearted poem that offers joy to others!!

Thanks Ron!!

Sandie :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
I agree with Odin.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Well butter mah bizcuits,
weev got them quanks on the run.
A firecracker up dar asses,
and just like dat, thar done.

Interesting, different and unusual write full of laughs.
Michael D.

Reviewed by Odin odin@aflx.com
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
The poem is a winner, but for this reader, the picture is off-putting and beneath your clever wordsmithing. Just an opinion, of course.

Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Them quanks stanks!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Ya'll sho 'nuff is the winner, bro man!

Reviewed by Lakshmi Sharma
Reviewed on June 7, 2014
Interesting Ron. Well done.


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