Turnkey Day
I didn't have a turnkey day,
the turkey exploded on the way.
It must've been the stuffing,
had too much natural gas.
For when it blew up,
put me on my ass.
My guests were coming soon,
my mind was in disarray.
I had little to be thankful for,
on this Thanksgiving Day.
I asked Siri for some help,
and she answered right away.
Put me online with cleanup crews,
and they were on the way.
As for turkey with all the trimmings,
she got me that at a discount, too.
She threw in some T-day decorations,
and a complete Xmas display.
Everything arrived like clockwork,
my guests never had a clue.
They all remarked how nice it was,
even the Christmas trimmings, too.
Everyone left tipsy and happy as could be,
another turkey day over leaving just me.
If it hadn't been for turnkey services,
my day would've been a mess.
But thanks to turnkey services,
I made it over that awful hill.
No shopping frantically for Christmas,
Black Friday brought the turnkey bill!!!
Copyright 2014 © Ronald W. Hull
11/27/14
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Regis
part of good fun...when poem's words wrap themselves like
security blanket....around Siri's hassle free and plausible answer
for help...and her intellectual prowess shines...no wonder most
would be lost without...
Thank you Ron, for sharing your turn-key amusing story.
I would have believed it, especially if one of your guests had been old Matlack - he always has too much natural (or un-natural) gas!
Some folks will believe anything they read…
Ron
both fact and fiction writer
Michael D.
Love ya!
Jane