Gotcha! Courtesy NYTimes.com
All you crude people who blow your nose with toilet paper!
Panic
Have you heard?
Have you heard?
"The sky is falling,"
quoth the nerd.
The herd instinct,
it is alive and well.
Brings no blessings,
just a living hell.
Believe in a rumor,
rather than the fact.
Follow your buddy,
don't know how to act.
Over protect your loved ones,
rather than the general good.
Greedily hoard resources,
in your defined neighborhood.
Reject all government guidelines,
your friends are experts all.
To do crass things is your right,
let all the others fall.
Perhaps we should stop and think,
when we hear a rumor spread.
What is the source of this panic?
Should we break the thread?
Copyright 2020 © Ronald W. Hull
3/13/20
You can read and print this poem at my website here.
Toilet paper or ass-wipes are very bulky indeed.
Unlike canned tuna, all it takes is about 30 people to wipe out the supply in a store.
For if 30 people get greedy the bulky stuff soon goes away
It's not cost-effective to stock too much in reserve.
So when it's gone it takes time to get it back on the shelves.
I just tried to order some crappy paper on-line
From the looks of this crisis the delivery may take a long time.
Bidets are getting more popular. I wonder why?
Hey until they deliver, let's try to stay dry.
Nice work!
John Michael
Rebecca
Love ya!
Jane
She hangs and [pastes green stuff all over our home... Last year, when getting undressed I discovered a green shamrock stuck to my ass... She makes a party and if you were local you would be invited... Only one restriction: NO POLITICS! We are on the opposite side regarding politics and I flatly refuse to argue or even talk about it because the argument is always futile... You will not change my mind and I will not change your mind so why even talk about it! Anyway, Getting back to St.Patrick's day, Bonnie has been shopping for all she needs... (great cook great traditional Irish dinner) ...and the stores are empty... She is a California girl and has lived through earthquakes and massive fires but has never...NEVER seen our stores as empty because of the stupid hoarders. Next week or a week from now many people are really going to feel stupid looking at their mountain of toilet paper... Your poem hit the spot today.
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Panic = Manic ?
✌🏼
Sandie